9 Sleep-Deprived Dads Tell Some Crazy Stories
New parent sleep deprivation is a silent crisis, to be taken seriously. It causes 100,000’s of devastating health problems and even fatalities. But we also can’t deny that it produces some high comedy, too. And during those hazy first weeks as a parents, sometimes laughter really is the best medicine. As these sleep-deprived dads' stories show, exhaustion can lead “drunk tired” dads to do…some pretty wild stuff!
I was so sleep-deprived that I put the pacifier in my wife's mouth when she asked me to hand it to her. And she was so sleep deprived that she took it, no questions asked. -Matt, 31, Studio City, CA
Multiple times, I forgot to open my bedroom door on the way to dealing with a crying baby in the middle of the night. The smack I made when I hit it was impressive. -Ari, 33, Worcester, MA
In the middle of the night, I tried to flush my 8-week-old’s diaper down the toilet, rather than throw it out. I was up for hours cleaning up the mess. -Eric, 30, Seattle, WA
Tale of the Tape
Desperate to get some sleep and calm our son down, I wrapped him in a swaddle blanket. When he started breaking out of it, as he always did, I covered it in packing tape to keep it on. Miraculously, it worked, and we all got a little rest. -Mike, 35, Los Angeles, CA
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The Mystery…That Wasn’t a Mystery
The first night in the hospital, our son cried, and I jumped up from the couch, stumbled over both my bag and her bed, finally caught my balance, and looked in the bassinet for the baby, only to scream when he wasn’t there. Fortunately, my wife had already scooped him up. -Steve, 29, Warrenville, IL
In my sleep-deprived state, I poured my hungry dog’s food into her full water bowl. No one was amused—not the least of all, the dog. -Jamie, 30, Tyngsboro, MA
Spicin’ Things Up
One night, I wanted a glass of water. We keep cold water in a dispenser in the fridge, so I opened it, pushed on the dispenser nozzle, and began to fill my glass. Water started hitting my feet, and I realized that I was filling our garlic salt with water. Somehow I had opened the spice cabinet, removed the cap from the garlic salt and began filling it. -John, Salt Lake City, UT (writer of askyourdadblog.com)
There’s No Place Like...Home?
I put my daughter to bed and sat down on the couch to rest my eyes. My wife came out to the living room and told me to come to bed. I grabbed my keys and got in my car to leave. My wife ran outside and asked me what the heck I was doing. I told her I was going home. -Aaron, 32, Winston-Salem, NC
I answered the door in my underwear at 3 a.m. because I thought the sound of the cats running around was actually our babysitter knocking. Fortunately for everyone involved, it wasn’t. -Drew, 32, Baltimore, MD
Almost every new dad has some story about what he’s unthinkingly done while desperate for sleep – so, please…keep yours on the funny side! Always make sure your baby is sleeping safely, take naps when you can and remember that exhausted driving is the same as drunk driving. We hope you enjoyed these 10 sleep-deprived dads' stories, and we'd love to hear your story too...so feel free to share it in the comments below!
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